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Vacation Rentals
STONE HARBOR, NJ—On Beach 92nd St (@100 feet from water) $14,500 in season. Richard or Linda. 570-430-3639. RAdams150@aol.com. Web site: Stoneharborbeachhouses.com—Check Reviews.
WAIKOLOA VACATION RENTALS offers a selection of 2 and 3 bedroom condo rentals and 5 and 6 bedroom home vacation rentals at Waikoloa Beach Resort. http://www.WaikoloaVacationRentals.com.
International Rentals
PARIS—MARAIS. Renovated 17th-century, tri-level, topfloor, courtyard apartment. Central, quiet, exposed beams, hardwood floors, fireplace, fully equipped. Nonsmokers. Week/Month. (206) 723-6538; www.acrossthewater.net.
ROME FOR RENT: ROME, PIAZZA DEL POPOLO. Charming furnished flat with a nice view. 2BR (one double, one single). Large kitchen/dining room, one bathroom. Wi-Fi, TV, dishwasher, 4th floor with elevator. Air conditioning. 840 euros weekly, 2,500 euro monthly. For details contact benedetta.craveri@tiscali.it.
ST GERMAIN LAST FLOOR, agreeably furnished, view, elevator. For two, exceptions can be made for three. nicusit3@gmail.com.
PARIS (SQUARE BERLIOZ—9TH ARR.), min. 1 year, Fiber+, 3BR/2Bth, beautiful full-floor condo, 4th floor elevator. Tel: (415) 922-8888. www.parisflat4u.com.
Personals
YOUTHFUL, SLIM, ATHLETIC 70-year-old gay man seeking new connections similar age or younger. NXL2259@gmail.com.
ARE YOU THAT WOMAN who likes Doo Wop music? Let’s reminisce and connect. Warren. I’m 80. mullisen@sbcglobal.net.
DATING FOR BOOK LOVERS. Find a date that loves books. Join free. www.booklovers.dating.
31, SULLEN, GENDER-PENDING hetaera 4 generous dilettante to commit apostasy (a good romance is laborious, anyway). Rendezvous @ 2 at Minetta Tavern; be you a sentimental pugilist or delectable fang in a neck? Wulfish.01@gmail.com.
WIDOWED MARGRAVINE SEEKS RESPITE from coterie of sycophants. Enclose your most prurient poem. lasciviousmargravine@gmail.com.
PRIVATE DATING CLUB seeks attractive, accomplished men aged 30s–70s. Meet beautiful, also accomplished women who are seeking love, laughter, and a lasting relationship with someone special. Complimentary options available. Reply in confidence with bio/photo to Phoebe@seiclub.com.
Personal Services
DANIELLE’S LIP SERVICE: Phone chat. All credit cards and debit cards accepted. Personal, private, and discreet conversations. (773) 935-4995.
Advice Services
LOOKING FOR THE UNFILTERED TRUTH? Send Mai your questions about your relationships at home, school, work, and more at mai.theunfilteredtruth@gmail.com.
Miscellaneous
CARPE DIEM: Learn Latin or Ancient Greek—CarpeDiem-Classics.Net.
I AM—I AM PRETTY HEAVY into “rough abstinence”. My Safe Word is “never-mind”. If you could maybe swing by Friday night, say, after 9:15, I’ll be dead asleep dreaming about Retirement Benefits and Arthritic Spas. Also, SECRET secret. At the stores, I like running my fingers over the words “Choking Hazard”. What’s your SECRET secret? pobox123world@gmail.com.
THIS MIGHT BE one of the most important websites you ever see! www.ecoideaman.com.
Professional Services
COMMUNICATION COACHING. Judnefera Rasayon, former U.S. diplomat. Coaching for productive conversations because effective communication is essential for successful relationships. 227-218-7163; jrasayon.coaching@gmail.com; www.judneferarasayoncoaching.com.
Therapeutic Services
AS A READER OF The New York Review of Books, you might be interested in an innovative and powerful new approach to anxiety, stress, and problems with peak performance—ARCHETYPE ENERGY TRANSFORMATION©—a novel synthesis of Jungian thought and energy psychology methods. For more information, visit drschilke.com.
Book Production
MEMOIRGHOSTWRITING.COM—Preserve your life story.
We’ll write and publish your personal memoir or business
book using our easy end-to-end process. Request your free
consultation: NYBooks@MemoirGhostwriting.com.
Books
WANT TO LEARN about how the economy really works? Read: John Komlos, Foundations of Real-World Economics.
Travel
EXPERT-LED CULTURAL TOURS: archaeology/gastronomy/ walking in Britain, Croatia, Greece, Ireland, Italy, and Turkey. Gulet cruises and charters. Multi-award-winning Peter Sommer Travels. www.petersommer.com.
Writer’s House
IDYLLIC REMOTE RANCH CABINS. $1,500/a month. LongRanchRetreat.com. (415) 269 4256.
Composition
A CHARISMATIC, AGING ROCK STAR will compose and record an original song for you, your mom, your lover or your pet in French, English, or Franglais (recommended). US$200. Contact: lodbrogsagent@gmail.com imrelodbrog.com.
Furniture Wanted
Writer’s Services
BECOME A BETTER WRITER. A former acquisitions editor, I offer critiques and editing for fi ction, memoirs, select nonfiction, and poetry. My feedback is precise, cleareyed, and comprehensive. I’ve worked with winners of the Pulitzer Prize, the Whiting Award, and MacArthur and Guggenheim Fellowships. Competitive rates. Learn more: www.mikelevineeditorial.com. Email: mikelevineeditorial@gmail.com.
EXPERIENCED GERMAN RESEARCHER, Ph.D., author of three books, offers research, consultancy, translations, and ghostwriting mainly on things German or Russian. info@research-for-authors.com.
EDITING SERVICES. I have worked with award-winning and unpublished authors alike in a variety of capacities on a wide range of projects, including complete poetry manuscripts and chapbooks, novels and fi ction chapbooks, single poems, stories, and essays. I offer full critique, developmental/ word choice/line editing/proofreading services. For inquiries: y.ralph@gmail.com. Website: https://ralphpennel.com.
I EDIT FICTION, NONFICTION, memoir, and poetry manuscripts. Seventy books I’ve edited have been published in the last twelve years. Free consultation. www.wyncooper.com; wyncooper@gmail.com.
TIME TO WRITE YOUR MEMOIR? Ghostwriting by New York Times best-selling author-biographer. (917) 673-6341; www.jackieaseditor.com.
YOU WANT TO PUBLISH; we’re here to help. WriteByNight offers feedback, editing, query writing, agent pitch packages. All writers, all genres. Free consultation: david@writebynight.net.
